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One fine, smashing, jolly day, Iggy was walking on his hands to the fridge for a nice snack of tacos. He finally stood up on his feet and opened the door to get tacos. There was a whole plate of tacos there, just for him. He went back to his room and starting eating his delicious tacos.
Iggy: Oh what great tacos these are! I believe I will have more tomorrow! For now, I will enjoy these to the fullest!
The next day, Iggy went back to the kitchen for more tacos. He opened it up, and found more tacos there, just for him. He took them to his room and began his snack.
Iggy: These tacos are excellent, just like yesterday! I believe I will have more tomorrow for another snack!
The next day, Iggy returned to the kitchen, for more tacos. He opened the fridge, and saw the most horrible thing he’s ever saw in his life! NO TACOS!!! *X-files theme* It is a mystery that Iggy must solve!
Iggy: This is a mystery that I must solve!
I said that!
Iggy: Whoops. I know exactly what I need… the “Golden Taco of Taconess”. It has the ability to turn anything it touches into a taco! With it, I can rule the world!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! Or I’ll just use it to eat tacos.
Duh, that’s the point! Sheesh. Why is it so hard for people to understand this?
Iggy: This Scribble makes no sense! Right now this is the worst one ever to haunt Lemmy Land!
Don’t worry, I’ll think of something… I know! Next, Iggy grew wings and flew out of his castle. He needed three people to help him search for the “Golden Taco of Taconess”, and he knew exactly who he needed.
Iggy: I do?
Yes. After an hour or seven, Iggy stopped by a TV studio somewhere in a place I’m not saying because I’m too lazy. He was looking for his friend, Count Blah, the vampire who always says “blah”.
Iggy: I must search for Count Blah!
Count Blah: Did someone say my name, blah?
Iggy: I did! I need your help to find the “Golden Taco of Taconess”. Will you help me?
Blah: Yes, I will help you blah, but as long as the tacos don’t have garlic, blah. Even though I’m just a puppet, I’m sure that I will still be doomed, blah.
Iggy: Good! Can you fly?
Blah: Yes, with magic fairy dust I can, blah.
Count Blah throws the fairy dust on him, and he flies with Iggy. After half a second, they reach the house of Harry Potter.
Iggy: Hey Mr. Potter person guy, will you help us look for the “Golden Taco of Taconess"?
Harry Potter: I will gladly help you, but you must give me some tacos, or else I’ll turn you into goat cheese.
So Harry grabbed his broom, and they headed to The Mushroom Kingdom, where they found Mario with a sock over his head.
Iggy: Mario, where’s Luigi? I want him to help me find the “Golden Taco of Taconess”.
Mario: Sorry birdie, he’s a in the bathroom. Check-a there!
So, Iggy, Count Blah, and Harry entered the Mario Bros. bathroom, where they found Luigi putting on make-up.
Luigi: What-a are you doing-a in my bathroom?
Iggy: We are going to search for the "Golden Taco of Taconess"! Do you want to help us?
Luigi: The "Golden Taco of Taconess"? Why I have it right here!
Luigi helds up the "Gold… aw heck, let’s just say the GTOT! Luigi held up the GTOT.
Blah: He had the taco all along, blah!
Harry: Give it to us, or I’ll turn all your pasta into cat milk!
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Luigi ran away screaming like a little girl, and he dropped the GTOT. Iggy picked it up and began his taco powers!
Blah: I want some tacos, blah!
Harry: Me too! Give me one with no cheese, or you’ll become a chocolate pig!
Iggy turns Harry into a taco and eats him. Blah receives 3,257,894,758,934,758,348,958,974,389,589,347,534,895,753,052,308,972 tacos. He returns back to his studio and helps film the making of “Olsen Twins, the Adventure to the North Pole”. Iggy returns to his castle and starts making lots of tacos. He sees Roy and Roy comes over to him.
Roy: Hey loser, how about giving me that-
Iggy turns him into a taco. King Bowser then comes in and sees Roy is a taco.
Bowser: Iggy?! Did you turn Roy into a taco?
Iggy: Yes Ma’am.
Bowser: Ma’am? That’s two dungeon times for you! Go now!
Iggy heads to the dungeon and continues his taco terror on the castle.
The End