Lord Bowser Koopa viewed his land with a sense of loneliness; he wished that his loneliness would go away soon. It was not easy being the lord of evil, he was in his late years and ready to retire and give his kingdom to his kids. Still he was lonely; he missed his long lost queen~{!-~}
She left him right after the Mario brothers arrived and he missed her dearly~{!-~}. He had to have someone to be with in his final years, so he tried a magic spell. He wanted to create a new wife with his magic wand; he wanted to replicate his wife so that they can be together~{!-~} He cast his spell but no wife; he wondered what went wrong~{!-~}
In the mushroom kingdom Princess Peach had just got out of the shower, she put on her royal wardrobe and joined the Mario~{!/~}s outside. ~{!0~}Hey princess, it~{!/~}s a wonderful day isn~{!/~}t it?~{!1~} said Toad.
~{!0~}Yes it is, it looks like a beautiful day~{!-~} Ooh!~{!1~}
Mario looked at the princess and said, ~{!0~}What~{!/~}s wrong Peach?~{!1~}
~{!0~}I have a cramp, but I will be okay~{!-~} Ooh!~{!1~}
The princess bent over, her face turned a bit green. ~{!0~}You feel okay princess?~{!1~}
~{!0~}Of course I am, you pesky plumber!~{!1~}
~{!0~}What did you say Peach?~{!1~}
~{!0~}I didn~{!/~}t say anything you miserable Mario~{!-~} Ooh~{!1~}
~{!0~}Princess what~{!/~}s wrong with you?~{!1~} asked Luigi.
The princess bent into a ball, then she got up again~{!-~} but her face became a little more reptilian~{!-~} She held her stomach as two curved horns came out of her head. Her mouth elongated into a snout and two sharp fangs grew out of her mouth~{!-~} her upper facial area turned green and scaly.
~{!0~}Ooh!~{!1~} said Peach in a mix of pleasure and pain, as a large shell popped out of her back with spikes on it. Her five fingers fused into four and bony claws replaced her fragile fingernails. Her soft visible skin turned scaly but kept its soft peach like tone. A spiked tail grew out of her underside and her feet burst out of her shoes. Her five toes fused into three and they grew the same bony claws as her fingers~{!-~} The others shook in fear at the creature in front of her; she looked at them in both curiosity and a bit of wonder.
~{!0~}Peach, you turned into a Koopa!~{!1~} yelled Mario.
~{!0~}Yes, it seems I have~{!-~} and boy do I feel good!~{!1~}
~{!0~}But you turned into a Koopa! Aren~{!/~}t you unhappy about it?~{!1~} asked Toad.
~{!0~}Are you kidding? I feel wonderful you mindless mushroom head!~{!1~} Peach ran over and gave Toad a wedgie.
~{!0~}Princess!~{!1~} yelled Luigi.
~{!0~}Aw common drain brain, where did your spirit of fun go, we have so much to do!~{!1~}
~{!0~}Like what?~{!1~} asked Mario.
~{!0~}Like shopping for a wedding dress, I have to look good for my marriage to Bowser!~{!1~}
~{!0~}Marriage to Bowser, You got to be kidding!~{!1~} said Toad trying to get his underwear back into place.
~{!0~}No, I mean it! I want to marry him now!~{!1~}
~{!0~}Ugh!~{!1~} said Mario.
~{!0~}Oh come on, lets go!~{!1~} said Peach, she paddled her new Koopa feet as she ran, she was fast for a princess-turned-Koopa.
Meanwhile at the Koopa estate Bowser felt something he had not felt in a long time, he felt that his queen had returned~{!-~} In the local dress shop, the mushrooms had a heck of a day; the Koopacized princess was having them run all over trying to fit a wedding dress on her~{!-~} ~{!0~}Make it larger!~{!1~} she yelled in an angry voice. ~{!0~}You heard her!~{!1~} said one of the dress shop owners.
They ran like mad to find a good dress for her, and finally they found one. She put it on in the back; surprisingly she was able to mold it on her Koopacized body without a tear. ~{!0~}Now to find my dear husband, I want my Bowsie!~{!1~} she ran to one of the warp zone pipes and the Mario brothers followed~{!-~} The Koopacized princess yelled, ~{!0~}Bowsie, I have come back for you my love!~{!1~}
Come back for him?~{!1~} asked Mario. Before he could get an answer, Bowser appeared before them.
~{!0~}My God, you're back, my love, my Queen Peach Koopa!~{!1~}
~{!0~}Queen Peach Koopa!~{!1~} yelled Mario.
~{!0~}Yes, I am queen Peach Koopa once again, oh, my love, how I missed you!~{!1~}
"What~{!/~}s going on here?~{!1~} asked Luigi.
~{!0~}Perhaps I can explain.~{!1~} said Bowser. He looked at the Mario brothers and said, ~{!0~}Before you guys came here, Peach was my Koopa queen, but when you guys arrived my spell over her was broken~{!-~} I tried to get her back with me so that I can re-Koopacize her, but you kept on saving her! Now thanks to my magic spell my queen has returned! And now we can be a family again, us and our Koopa kids!~{!1~}
"You mean that you are the mother of the Koopa kids Peach?~{!1~}
~{!0~}Yes, Mario, I remember laying their eggs myself!~{!1~}
~{!0~}Eww!~{!1~} said Luigi.
~{!0~}But what about all the time we tried to save you princess? Did we waste all this time for nothing?~{!1~}
~{!0~}I guess you did. Oh well, let's have our second marriage, my Bowsie Wowsie!~{!1~}
~{!0~}Yes, let's, my Peachy Wechey!~{!1~}
The two Koopas walked down the isle with their Koopa kids and tow, Mario could see where Wendy got her looks from in the Koopa family. After the wedding, Mario and Luigi went to the Royal suite and knocked. There was no answer but they still knocked~{!-~} a Koopa royal guard came up to them and said, ~{!0~}Sorry, Mario, but your princess is in another castle.~{!1~} Mario smacked his head and the two went in search of their beloved princess, but they hid her well and they did not feel like going though nine levels again just to get their princess, so they gave up.
The two Koopa lovers kissed as the sun rose on Darkland for the first time in years. Their love echoed though out the land as the Koopa lovers made plans for tomorrow~{!-~} Game over.