(in Kooky’s laboratory of EVIL SCIENCE)
Kooky: Mwahahahahoohoohahaha!!! I’M A GENIUS!!!!! Finally, after all my work, my brilliant neu invention is perfect!! How can I be this smart???
Cheatsy: Probably because King Dad dropped you on your head in reverse all the time when you were little...
(outside Kooky’s filthy evil windeaux, Mario, Luigi, the Princess and Toad are spying mit vosotros augen on the Koopalings)
Luigi: Did yeau hear that? Kooky has created a devious new invention! We could all be doomde if we don’t do something!
Mario: Relax, Luigi…Since when do Kooky’s inventions actually work? **FART** Besides, I’m really hungry. Let’s just continue on with our mission of seeing if Koopa has anything good to eat in his fridge.
Toad: I sure hope this works..
Princess: Don’t worry, Toad. Those stupid Koopas won’t even know we were here.
(Meanwhile, Mario’s fart stench reaches past the stone walls of the lab and to the nostrils of Cheatsy and Kooky von Koopa.)
Cheatsy: Kooky! Uggh, that smell!! What have you been eating??
Kooky: That smell isn’t ME, yeau know-nothing nincompoop, THE MARIO BROTHRES ARE HERE!!!!!! (he pulls a levre and sirens start ringing everywhere) HAMMRE BROTHRES!! TO YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!! PREPARE FOR ATTACK!!!!
(outside, the Mario gang is completely surrounded by Koopa’s minions, armed with hammres)
Mario: We give up!! Just don’t peel my feet off!!!
(two Hammre Bros. Run up and snatch the Princess, taking her into the castle)
Princess: Moo!! Mario, help!!
Toad: Princess Toadstool!!! (they all start crying as King Koopa arrives in front of them in his clown coptre)
King Koopa: Yo! If you evre want to see the Princess again, you’ll find her in my evil castle. And you’re here just in time for the unveiling of Kooky’s latest scheme…the Koopa Cabbage Changre!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! -King of the Koopa (flaiyes off)
Mario, Luigi, and Toad: **Gulp**
(Kooky grabs his invention, a remote control, off his table and he and Cheatsy run out of the lab, to appear outside in front of Mario, etc.)
KooKIe: This deviCE WILL TURN YOU ALL INTO CABBAGES!!!!! MWAHAHAHOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! (he presses the power butten, then “3”, pointing the remote control at Luigi)
**ZAP**
Toad: Mario, look! LuIgI’s been transformed into a cabbage!!
Mario: Hey, paisanos, I’ve got an idea! Let’s have a cabbage fest!
Toad: It’ll be a sensation!!
Cheatsy and Kooky: Hurrah!!!
The Ende