The Koopatorivm

A man from Virginia claims his Donkey Konga Drums killed his cat. After the interveiw, he was found dead. Read on for the whole story.

Miz Redavni, a man from Rappahnnock County Virginia has claimed that his recently bought Donkey Konga Drums killed his cat. "Friday night, I was playing Donkey Konga for a few hours and after awhile I had to use the bathroom. I heard a strange banging and I saw a green light from under my door. When I cam out, my Donkey Konga Drums were covered in blood and I found my cat dead in the hallway. I first thought my neighbor had come in and beaten my cat with them, because he hates cats. I called the police, and they found no evidence of anyone coming through any door or window. The doors were also locked at the time. The only thing found were strange bongo shaped marks on the floor," Redanvi said. Saturday night, Miz's neighbors saw a strange green light through the window and heard a scream. They went over to his house and found him dead, the bongos fresh with blood. Police think the bongos need an exorcism and it is reported that they are being kept in a prison until a preist who will perform the job is found. Meanwhile, police say to never be alone with Donkey Konga Drums bought post January 1st.