The Koopatorivm

Koopatorivm and K-board admin Sgt. Goomba is the number one assistant to Kaptain H. in running the Koopatorivm, helping keep the site up to date with the latest kooky design fads such as "frames," "meta tag," and "php." He is known as the most strict moderator of the K-board and deals out swift vengeance to retarded noobs with an iron fist. Many fear him, although he only wants to be loved. One cannot respect what one does not love, and how can one love what one fears? Such is the twisted paradox that is Sgt. Goomba.