The Koopatorivm

Koopatorivm founder/administrator and gallery artist After being kicked out of the army as a Chinese linguist, it occured to Kaptain H. in the shower one day to build a great Koopa Empire on the Information Superhighway called Kaptain H.'s Grand Moff Tarkin Porn Barn and Koopaling Klubhouse, later renamed to The Koopatorivm. She currently wastes most of her time studying fine art and German at a university in Pennsylvania where Amish people and the corn they are so fond of vasty out-number the non-primitives, and hopes to some day not be majoring in such a retarded subject. Kaptain H. Easy To Draw Mario-related Internet Alter Ego Kaptain H. is a translator for Bowser's Koopa Korps who doesn't do much of anything. Wacky fun time!