The Koopatorivm

Stumpy Koopa is the least favorite (and least remembered) member of the Koopa clan, for obvious reasons. Stumpy never appealed to kids the same way as Lemmy or Iggy, and his lack of intelligence and charisma only caused him to get rejected from the Super Mario bros. video games and TV shows. Stumpy is a gambler. He went bankrupt after betting against Sylvester Stallone in Rocky IV. Stumpy does not like to be hugged. Stumpy has poor hygene, although he claims it's because he's allergic to soap and water. Whether he's telling the truth or not, one thing's for sure; Stumpy is unpleasant to be around. There is still some speculation as to whether or not he's actually related to Bowser. It's rumored that he recently lost a debate with a tree. (Bio by Baron von Brunk)