The Koopatorivm

No one knows where this green dino came from or where he's going. He's big, green, and idiotic. That must make him invaluable to our enemy's forces. Yoshi must have amazing strength to retain the ability to race across our beautiful, barren wastelands while carring an incredible cargo, being a one-ton plumber. His bizarre tounge and seemingly bottomless stomach would be perfect for swallowing hordes of fungus... We need him. (bio by Da Real Kooky)