The Koopatorivm

Luigi is the younger and craftier brother of Mario, the Mustached Menace. He may seem simple-minded, nay, even harmless, whistling tunes as he strolls down the lane, chatting with the locals he does. But we have reason to believe The Green One has far more up his sleeve than merely sniffing posies and eating spaghetti all day long. There is no question that anyone who jumps THAT HIGH isn't up to some serious physical training for a massive takeover of some sort, or who knows what kind of super-powered scheme! Oh Nature, what hath thee spawned! Research into this matter is being conducted, but so far he seems to be hiding his plans well under the guise of a happy-go-lucky plumber. I fear for the children.