The Koopatorivm

Um, Roy Koopa...He's big. And he certainly comes in handy when you want to toss around a few toads you meet along the lane. He's a tough Koopa, and while he might not be the brains of the Koopa Klan, he knows everything there is to know about how to make you hurt. I've seen him do his worst, and it ain't pretty. Roy is, actually, very loyal to his father and the magnanimous Koopa Troop... or at least as loyal as a power-grubbing evil Bowser spawn can be. He's definitely the sort of Koopa you'd be best to keep on good terms with. Here's a few simple guidelines to keep in mind when dealing with him: - If he's mad, don't ever look him in the sunglasses. - Flatter him. - Don't happen to have anything he wants. - If you do have it, give it to him. If worse comes to worse, make a lot of outrageous bribes and offers. Sometimes that works, but don't get your hopes up. Overall, he's seen by many a faithful Koopa minion as the ideal role model. Just not me, by chance. Roy was known as Bully in the Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World cartoon series.