Mushrooms are weeds, you see, so it's not at all unnatural for one to spring up overnight and suddenly claim to be the Duke of the Garden. This bumbling buffoon takes pride in his job as the Princess' Aide and is actually working on a par with Toad as his finest reflex for protecting his first lady is "Call the Mario Brothers".

(bio by Prof. Fandango)

Toadsworth living up his Delphino Island vacation and setting back the Mushroom Kingdom T-shirt fund to the Stone Age.