The Royal Mushroom Retainer is always seen hanging around the Princess, which I suppose implies his job holds some level of importance, even if no one can accurately describe what a Retainer does. He's cute and bubbly and perky and just the right height for a fast running kick. Don't worry, that big squishy cap of his will keep the damamge to a minimum. Oh, and ladies? Take the Princess' advice and always wear floor-length dresses when Toad's around.

(bio by Susie Q.) 

Dee-licious!