Spion Kop Spion Kop: Hailing from the centre of (*inhale*; in no particular order) overpopulation, clam chowdah, Catholicism, coffee milk, and liberalism, also known as Providence, Rhode Island, Spion is a self-proclaimed linguist and (wannabe) erudite and devotes much time to studying languages (especially Japanese and Chinese!), cultures (again, especially Japanese and Chinese), and geopolitics. While many would justifiably use that information to assume that he is a total nerd, he actually has a life. Yes, you heard me. His birthday is March 21, so make yourself his unfalteringly loyal slave whenever he comes a year closer to death. As of March 21, 2005, he's 15 years old. At around (at the time of writing this, anyway =P) a mere 130 pounds, he's not very athletic and muscular apart from his legs, and that's because his idea of a workout is walking, running, and DDR. As a curious and politically aware person who enjoys a nice debate, he mods Controversial Topics on the K-board. He also submits news stories to the Koopatorivm and uses his Vacuum of Ambassadorship to suck in talented artists and brutally force them, on pain of torturous death, to allow the Koopatorivm to use their art. |
Guest256 A Porcupo who comes from the area of Subcon that was known as World 4-2 in Super Mario Advance and Super Mario Brothers 2. He's purple with some black here and there. He is the only known Porcupo to remain alive after a mass genocide conducted by Wart years ago and he is said to be descended from ancient nobility...although, everyone and their mom would like to claim relation to someone who's all ancient and all that lame hoo-hah...but I digress. Like the little pseudo-hermit he is, he lives in an isolated hut in Dark Land. Although he's generally moody, one can see his docile side if they find favour with him. Just don't call him "porcupine" or anything of the sort... |