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Big
Mouth Koopa:
Big Mouth lives to
annoy people. Given a subject, he'll just keep spewing this endless monologue
forever, until you find a way to keep him quiet (two-by-four helps). I'm
sure he can get through masking tape pretty quickly by now. But
the worst thing you can do is ask him his opinion on a matter. Sure, he
might consider himself the single greatest orator of our time, but the
way the rest of us see it, he's bloody full of hot air. And he's hot-tempered
too. Which can be trouble, if he's around, say, Kootie Pie. That amount
of screaming and ranting really starts to carry its weight after a few
hours. Ultimately, I'd think I'd prefer being stranded on a deserted island
for the rest of my life with Oogtar than with Big Mouth.
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clip of Big Mouth Koopa (contributed by L. Banks) |
