The fact alone that a filthy, mustachioed plumber became the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom is proof enough that those Fungi are living in squalor.
Regardless, he's managed to fluke his way into thwarting us an embarrasing number of times. Can one man really be that lucky? Of course he can, we will always be superior!

Surely a beast such as this must be stopped at any cost to our great empire!