Kaptain
H.
Koopatorivm founder/administrator
and gallery artist
After
being kicked out of the army as a Chinese linguist, it occured to Kaptain
H. in the shower one day to build a great Koopa Empire on the Information
Superhighway called Kaptain H.'s Grand Moff Tarkin
Porn Barn and Koopaling
Klubhouse, later renamed to The
Koopatorivm. She currently wastes most of her time studying fine
art and German at a university in Pennsylvania where Amish people and
the corn they are so fond of vasty out-number the non-primitives,
and hopes to some day not be majoring in such a retarded subject.
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